Describe a perfect day for you.
Waking up in a random hotel in a scary part of town
Two strippers passed out next to me
A needle still in my arm
A bag of terrible coke on the bed counter
And a pile of secrets
What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Suck a dick or get fucked in the butt
Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Excuse me, come again?
Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
I don't care
What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
"It's not that simple"
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
porkmarras or cantank or davenotdead or melly or schizo or emmah or floatingslowly or hayden or... anyone really, just give me a drink
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
No, and if I did, I told them
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Night owl
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
F-U-C-K NO
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Not quite sure
Counting Crows - A Long December?
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
I don't know much about him or his band
For whom would you die for?
Not quite sure
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
It's wonderful when it's happening and it's over-rated when it's not
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
I love Paris
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
Getting kicked out of the Black Lips at the Bowery Ballroom and almost getting beat up by 2 bouncers for being a complete twat
And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Fools Rush In