[Glice]

Describe a perfect day for you.
A day spent reading, listening to records and and evening getting hideously smashed on fine Irish whiskey in the company of a select few in front of some fine music.

What WOULDN'T you do for love?
Pay.
Just who is the King Shag Corpse?
Phelps the scat-King
Do you like or hate public displays of affection?
Depends on how affectionate they are - punch on the sholder affection/ petting, fine. Full on grope-fest tonsil-hockey, no.
What word or phrase is guaranteed to angry up your blood?
Literally. And the litany of 'at the end of the day' and 'to be honest with you' type things.
Which SYG boardie would you like to go out for a massive drinking session with?
I'd like a Brits versus yanks drinking session. I reckon we'd destroy them.
Have you ever had a secret crush on a good friend of yours?
Not secret, no...
Are you a day person or a night owl?
Latter
Are you a fan of trash TV (Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, The X Factor, Big Brother etc)? If so, name yer fave trash TV thing right now.
Nope.
Which piece of music is guaranteed to make you cry at the moment?
Down from Dover - Dolly Parton
Describe your fave Mark E Smith anecdote/interview quote.
"I've shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners" or the one where he tried to stub a fag out on a Loaded writer.
For whom would you die for?
No-one. Only G_d can judge me.
Do you feel that romance is wonderful, or an over-rated pile of crap?
A little from column a, a little from column b.
Which is your favourite country or city that you've travelled to?
Berlin.
Which currently "hot" musician/actor/actress would you love to have a tumble with?
Haifa Wehbe
What's you fave/funniest gig-going experience?
The Rebel is hilarious.
And finally: What is yer fave Elvis Presley song?
Blue Moon.