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Originally Posted by Pookie
Now you see why nobody ever comes to your parties.
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Now you see why I never have parties.
But if we did...
We would start out with 30 minutes of running and lifting handweights, followed by pushups and situps.
Then I'd make everyone take a quick shower and get into fresh clothes.
Next we would all sit around the stereo as I showed off my LP collection.
Then I'd bring out all my favorite shoes and shirts.
Next we might watch Casino Royale, Notorious, or North by Northwest.
I would serve drinks and refreshments during all this, of course. You would be required to pet the dogs whenever they came to sniff at your food. As a door prize, someone would win a walk with the dogs around the block!