[gmku]

Daughters of bunch of my wife's colleagues all go for this glitzy hollywood look. They're like in their 20s and all sport the Britney glasses, and they're usually heavily made up or deeply tanned, and they smell of the most godawful smelling perfume. They also look like they do all their shopping from the clearance racks at Stein Mart.

I don't get it. They'd be so attractive if they didn't do this Hollywood whore thing. I don't get the imitators either. And yeah, it is scary, especially when you see it in real life.