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houston is so far in it'll probably just rain/flood really badly. stupid city planners didn't plan for fucking flooding.
my ma lives in houston and she works for exxonmobil, drives a 4runner. it's this time of year when she calls me and says (in her broken english):
"ARENT YOU GLAD I BUY 4LUNNER NOW? I DLIVE IN LAIN AND EVBERYONE ERSE'S CARRS GET STUCK HAHAHAHAHA"
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