And so, in 2008, Earth became a battleground between the Mellydom and a rogue army led by the Clarkson.
The Clarksons, with only their souped up Ford Mondeos and copies of Bat Out Of Hell soon punctured the Mellydom's reign until once again, Earth could return to straightness.
And the Mellydom? All evidence of their tyranny was soon destroyed. Mama Mia posters were ceremonially burned in the streets, San Francisco became a massive B&Q, and Calvin klein underwear was officially banned.