The only time I ever wear shorts is a) if I'm running, or b) it gets so fucking humid here in Melly Towers during the summer that I have to wear the damn things to stop my legs from melting into my jeans/trousers. No way would I go out in shorts in public. No-one needs to see the Melly legs ever, and I mean ever.
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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