Now I have a problem: Emmah say A; Melly says B and Cuntankerous says C.
I am edging towards the sandwich option, but know that it's a slightly depressing one.
Regarding the lolly-disappointment factor. I've re-discovered Soleros. The Lolly of champions. Absolutely zero chance of any man feeling short-changed with a Solero.
Fuck it. That's settled it. I'm buying lollies.
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