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What kind of shampoo do you use? TESCO VALUE LUMINOUS TURQUOISE SHIT
What do you sleep in? SWEAT AND REGRET
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day? 2-3
What was the last thing you put into your mouth? CRIPS
Would you say your feet are well-manicured? WELCOME TO BUNION COUNTRY
What is your biggest guilty pleasure? LIFE
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for? NONE
How many windows do you have in your house? 11
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing? I DUNNO MAYBE £65?
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries) DUNNO
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys? NO
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Would you say you are "normal"? NO
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom? THEREMIN
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off? NO
Would you say you're a nationalist? FUCK NO
I think that about sums it up.
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