[Glice]

Funny how these things are compelling...

What kind of shampoo do you use?
H&S

What do you sleep in?
Pants (British pants).

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Loads. It's a relatively well-known fact about me that I have a bladder same size and shape as a small almond.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
A fag.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I would not.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Jailbait. I'm really too old now.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
They all know me well enough to not care. But I suspect you mean Kelly Osborne (mind says no, balls say go).

How many windows do you have in your house?
21 panes of glass.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
£12

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£160 (interesting disparity there...)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Only my penis.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
There's the obvious answer (anal sex), and then there's the less obvious answer (tried to sing Italian opera behind a gay club).

Would you say you are "normal"?
"Yes".

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Crabs claws, lots of them.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
I'm not sure if White Australian counts.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Would you say I was a nationalist?