[MellySingsDoom]

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders

What do you sleep in?
Sometimes boxers, sometimes nowt

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Dunno, about 4-5 times

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Cigarette

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yeah, I guess

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Liking the Ting Tings (I don't count "wanking" as a guilty pleasure, just a pleasure).

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Christ, I can't think of one (mainly cos I loathe "celebrities")

How many windows do you have in your house?
Three

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
A couple of hundred pounds for a nice suit

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£120? at Nobu restaurant in Park Lane (on my birthday about 5 years ago)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I was once accosted by a very excitable man wanting "a bus fare" - then spent the next 10 mins trying to get rid of him.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Mentally? No. Otherwise - very much so.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A rather gruesome-looking German tankard.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
Nope

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nope