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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ok. i'm just worried about your i.q. dropping is all.
i mean in recent days you seem to have been
1) offering obvious explanations
2) needing obvious explanations
i'm wondering your cortisol levels are too high.
in any case, i'm here to help
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ok, I wasn't going to do it (because there are record company SPIES lurking), but here is my posting formula (that I have
ALWAYS used):
- read the post
- restate the obvious (thank you Douglas Adams)
- if above is not possible, deny the obvious
- post the first thing that comes to mind
- delete it
- make it "more stupider"
- make all attempts to keep post under 2 short paragraphs (ie: lines)
- ignore other posters attempt to re-expain obvious
- latch on to key words with distortable meanings
- hijack each and every tl;dr post as soon as possible
- frequent use of "
" (studies show it makes people punch their screens) - always be happy to "help"
- never actually do so
- run everything into the ground (lovingly known as the "let's roll" rule)
- always describe nicfit's beard as "swarthy"
- always describe savage clone as "disgusting"
- use the word fuck. the word is love
- use the word fuck some more
- preview post/clear cache for unknown host sites (bad links make jesus cry)
- submit reply
- ????
- profit
that's about it! good call on the obvious bit (seriously)!
ok. now to lie in wait like a spider for the T&B rep shitstorm. and by lie in wait, I mean, find something nasty that girlgun would never eat for lunch.