Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Well, porky and I went to this gay pub off Oxford Street called The King's Arms - very nice place. We had drinks and chat, then my mate Marty turned up. More drinks, blather and cigs ensued, and a very nice time was had by all. A few other people turned up, and needless to say I got rather drunk. I made the mistake of going to a McDonalds (I forgot just how much I hate that food so), but got home in one piece, so all is good.

I have a vague recollection of porky trying to bite people's bums....did this happen? At least he didn't try to pimp me out, like he often threatens to do. Porky the Pink Pimp....