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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I miss her so bad, espcially the claw marks. the pain the next day was just so exquisite and reminded me of the ben-wah balls, which made us laugh and laugh and laugh. I miss her vicious humor, as she nursed her morning coffee....always blaming me for one thing or another. I could never score enough junk for her, but she could never get enough of my junk, and I never minded being late for work, but damn, showing up at 10:30 AM three days in a row was a bit much cantanks. the flowers she would always send me never helped, but her guitars were cool. The time she tried to lock me in crypto's kitchen pantry while they played "go balls deep/stretch the leather cheerio" gives me nightmares to this day, hearing crypto's plaintive wails as she reached new colon depths....then to hear the sloppy wet of his full force while she yelled insults at the pantry door....too much. I don;t know what I am going to do.

Hahahahah.