[Kloriel]

this thread kicks ass. like a boat shoe on the flabby white ass of a fat man that didn't buy the right trunks and exposed his fishy fat thighs to the rest of us tan and knowledgable sailors. so we (ok jarl) kicked him in the flesh. he stumbled into the boat and then we laughed and poured beer on him. then we let him up and taught him some things until we sailed into a shallow grove and then Pale Flesh said well why don't we dig out the front end, and the rest or most of us were hmmm then Luke said alright but who? So we threw Pale Flesh into the mud. He did a good job but we didn't let him back on the boat and kicked him in the face and eyes while he scrambled screaming.