I shall my tedious story in the medium of montage...
Born in Huddersfield, Yorkshire

At 19, moved to Kingston-Upon-Thames to study...

Then, at 20, my folks moved to Taunton, Somerset...

I decided London was too expensive, so decided to study in Ormskirk, Lancashire aged 22. There are no interesting photos of this godforsaken place, All the google results were of trains for some reason...
before my folks decided to move back to Yorkshire, to Skelmanthorpe:

Just think of all the quaint little websites i've boosted the counts of...