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Well, I'm pretty pissed.
I was driving back from work, and getting my paycheck, so I could then go to our store's other location and help my friend with his batch of bagels he had to make...sounds glorious right?
so it's a nice, cold, shitty, fucking rainy day. Right? Better drive safe, right?
well I guess driving straight, going under the speed limit, and being sober doesn't fucking matter because I hit the gas to match the speed limit and must have hit black rain, my car went out of control like a mother fucker, tipped a bit, then spun a 100 degree turn to the right, just alittle sharper than sideways and my driver door went smashing into some kind of road sign. Then I proceeded to excel into the ditch, and also hit a tree with my drivers side. The same way my cousin smashed his head all nice and got brain damage that vegetablized him his entire life. Somehow I didnt hit my head, or anything. I didnt even get cut or anything when my window shattered into a thousand pieces. Just a bit of stiffness in my joints but that's about it. The people on the scene said I was lucky to be alive the way I crashed, while true they just didn't realize I was badass.
Oh, but what I DO have to show for it is
1. I got a nice ticket for $114 from the police because I had failure to control my vehicle...even though what happened was OUT of my control.
2. I totalled my fucking sweet ass cop car, just a few months after I got it, and I wasn't finished paying it off. So now I have to continue paying off a ghost car. Which sucks normally, but dude...it's my fucking COP CAR! THE BLUES MOBILE.
I think it's fair to say Blues is DEAD.
and the police are Dicks.
But you all knew those two facts anyway, right?
cheers.
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