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I procrastinate too much when it comes to pursuing something meaningful and personally rewarding in my life.
Every single time I'm on the subway I scan the car and determine who I would have sex with and who I would not. Sometimes I play a game where I tell myself that I have to fuck at least five people in the car. If I'm lucky, there are enough hot chicks to go around. If not, I have to begrudgingly settle on a fatty or, fatties lacking, pick out a dude and go on an emotional rollercoaster.
I like giving girls massive facials and peeing on them (not simultaneously but I would like to try one after the other.)
Recently I've been downloading a lot of tranny porn. 9 times out of 10 it does nothing for me, but every now and then I come across one that looks like a lady through and through, and I'm all 'cool.' If futanari actually existed I believe I would have sex with one from time to time. Maybe become a mormon and marry a few ladies, and maybe two futanari.
I look at so much god damn hentai, it would sicken most church-going people.
I don't have a problem with violence when it is directed at the right people.
I have an MP3 of Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn.'
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