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...Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy?
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
Im sure! no way!...barf out! gag me with a spoon!...gross, I am sure, totally.
-Moon Unit Zappa (under Frank's direction),
Valley Girl from Ship Arriving too Late to Save a Drowning Witch...
It's a rather remarkable '80s gem & difficult to listen to just once without replaying it over & over. What a monster bassline!
I don't go in for S&M. I remember going back to this hottie's place once & she wanted to drink wine & play with each other while we stared into this huge mirror in her bedroom. So I, naturally, went along with that. Then she opened this huge drawer & had all this kink equipment & I'm afraid I didn't too get far along with her requests.
I realize there was a recent bondage S&M thread, but...
This friend of mine had a girlfriend once that he told me was into getting beaten forcefully. Well, I minded my own business until he told me about how he had been taking her to a public park & binding her to a tree & then beating the living shit out of her. I was taken aback by such an escalation of their little games & told him that it just wasn't right even if she did like it & that she needed mental help to which he responded that she had already been seeing a psychiatrist for years. About a year after that by a turn of events I ended up in this same girl's house late one night after she asked me to please help her retile her bathroom floor. Her boyfriend was coming in from out of town earlier that next morning, but after plying me with alcohol she made her move on me.
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