[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Teh Lard Gawd

1. and, lo did a great firey bush appear before slowly and spoketh unto him 2. "slowly, my greatest champion of lulz" the firey bush did say 3. "for now and evermore shall you bring my name glory" 4. "for it is thee that mine burning fury loveth so much" 5. "henceforth, ye shall quote-trap others in posting religious beliefs" 6. "for Rob Adversary is waiting and he shall retort with fire and brimstone at any such mention" 7. "it is with this kung-fu remote control that you shall bring the mighty low and the low, mighty." 8. "jump up" 9. "spread out" 10. "big up yrself"

no way.