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Jade, I wish you would've invited me, because, and I swear to Thurston Moore when I say this... I would've kicked that roided up dickhead right in his tiny roid penis and slapped him across the face with his stick of a wife. Then I would've proceeded to hot-wire said huge truck and run his stupid ass over and over and over again until every single vein in his neck exceeds the width of Henry Rollins' neck. Then I would've stuck a firehose inside of his gigantic asshole and turned it on high until he was peeing out of orifices he didn't even know he had. Afterwards, I'd rip off his balls and make him a faggot.
Why?
BECAUSE NO ONE MESSES WITH SEAN, OR YOU.
*breathes*
I'm okay.
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