Most (90%) of these fall into two categories: basically the Southern bastardized version of Valspeak and hick shit-kicker good ole'boy English. Honest to Bob, I had to sit through a book review on Tuesday where the guy actually presented his review with a dip in his mouth. I would have walked out had my being present not have been necessary for my grade.
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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