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Originally Posted by Glice
I remember reading an article last year that said that the largest consumers of alcohol, per capita, in the UK, is in Somerset. I often reel this little titbit out in front of northerners who take the piss for being a 'soft southern shandy drinking blah blah'...
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Us up north would look at the map and assume that the low crime stats for Somerset were the result of some HE Bates-style paradise, where country folk spend all day sitting around drinking cider and talking about butter. The south has a lot of green, we are told by our factory bosses.
Mr Arkwright says he will bring in an etching of a field, so as we know 'ow it looks. Aye-up, the likes of us is beholdin' to the likes of 'im.