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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

here's how it went.


the-one-eyed-muscle: dude. I think I called Guam last night.
me: what the fuck are you talking about? do you even know where Gaum is??
the-one-eyed-muscle: no, but I'm pretty sure I called it last night.
me: WHY?
the-one-eyed-muscle: I don't know.
me: was it good?
the-one-eyed-muscle: I don't remember.

needless to say, we're still friends.

amazing! ive given my penis nicknames but ive never had actual conversations with it. "one-eyed-muscle". sure, it's gotten me into some trouble too, but im always the one who punches the phone keys.