I wish Jandek would record a Christmas album.
Imagine this in Jandek's voice:
"Merry Christmas to everyone.......
except me.
I saw you opening up some gifts
under that tree.
There wasn't anything there for me.
Lots of presents for you.
I don’t know anyone
That understands what I want.
I’m leaving forever.
I’m going to walk away.
Christmas day in a soft, dead state.
The turning of time.
I like the trees
I like the lights
I’ll make some friends
I'll think of nothing but you
I won't enjoy Christmas.
It's expected and important of you.
You tell me what to do."
Something like that?
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