[Glice]

I heard an amazing story last night.

There's a friend of a friend (always a good start that one) who goes to Amsterdam with some girls. She meets a guy, they kiss. He invites her back, she declines. The girl then sees the same guy the next night, they kiss some more, he invites her back, she declines again.

She gets back to Blighty, and develops a coldsore-like thing. She assumes she'd got it from fella-me-lad. She pays not attention to it, for a week or so. It's still there, and it's looking slightly larger and weirder than a mere coldsore. She goes to the Doctors, Doctor takes a sample, gives her some cream. Doctor calls her back to the clinic a few days later. He explains it's a fungal infection. She's subsequently arrested outside the clinic because it's a fungus that's usually associated with necrophilia. The chap in Amersterdam is arrested a few days later - turns out he's got two festering corpses in his kitchen.