"Proactiv solution will help remove those unsightly blemish and gang-related tattoos"
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Coming soon: Eastern Carolina Promises.
Plot: a kind, caring homosexual man unknowingly befriends a dangerous "recovered" skinhead after they accidentally swap Christmas presents. Hilarity, bloodbaths, and awkward advances ensue.
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Trading Spaces:Levenworth Prison Edition
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"One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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