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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Ah, here's one for you - "The Beast In Heat" (1977, dir. Luigi Batzella). This little gem found it's was onto the infamous UK DPP "Banned" list in the very early 80's. Actually a very boring Italian war film (the sort where the partisans spend more time smoking fags and looking ugly than actually doing anything), but immensely enlivened by the scenes of evil Nazi hot Frauleins, and "the Beast" himself, in scenes that pretty much go right off the sleaze scale. A very guilty pleasure of mine, and one which brings back quite a few memories...
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Please tell me you have this, if only so I can watch it. (The bits with the 'evil Nazi hot Frauleins' anyway.)
Other so bad they're awesome movies:
Swept Away (A muscled up Madonna on a deserted island being a muscled up Madonna, shocker.)
Body of Evidence (Madonna again, this time playing Madonna, playing Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, without the sex appeal)
Who's That Girl? (Madge once more, this time playing a kind of Betty Poop-esque jailbird, without the depth of the cartoon character)
Shanghai Surprise (Mrs Penn has a go at playing a missionary. Nuff said.)
Next Big Thing (Maddie and Rupert Everett compete in the 'who's more wooden' olympics - disguised as a metro-sexual rom-com.)
Evita (The Material Girl plays Eva Peron and gets to crucify half a dozen Andrew Lloyd Webber songs in front of a bemused Antonio Banderas.)
Dick Tracy (Madonna has problems convincing the world that she's actually Jean Harlow.)