I really have no idea who is sending me these! All I know is they're fucking hilarious.
Text 1:
"Just a reminder that tomorrow is "hug a retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying 2 hurt you!"
Text 2:
"Ok, the cops are onto us, they are looking for a sexy motherfucker and a retard, they've already got me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run like FUCK!"
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