THEY ARE BOTH PUSSIES!
here's a crow story for ya
one time I was flying around with a dead snake in my mouth, cuz I'm b aller like that. and I saw a group of crows about to get in a scrapple with a group of ravens. so I flew over them and took a shit on them all. In the confusion I flew over some power lines and swung the dead snake at it. His fangs cut the wires and the sparks fell on the crows and ravens and ignited my fecies on them and burnt them all alive! (I had eaten some gasoline because I'm baller like that. I can eat liquid!)
