only if their shoes are covered with excrement or mud.. excrement is quite common on shoes because of the lack of respect of the majority of dog owners who allow their animals to defecate wherever they want.... some day im gonna get all the dog crap from my front lawn, save it over a few weeks and then place it firmly in the letter box of the offending mutts owners house.. i have done that before with someone who continuallyt allowed their animal to shit on my doorstep.. the one day i caught him doing it, i waited for a bit, bagged up the offending crap and handed it to him, he was quite offended by the gesture, when he said "fuck off you wierdo" i relped" sorry mate, but it is your belongings and i was only returning it to his rightful owner", he slammed the door in my face....i, silghty agrieved by his inane rudeness, opened the bag and delicatly placed the crap right at his front door step so unknowingly he would step init when he went out to answer the door to his nazi friends!!!!
rant over.
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