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Last night, I got really fucked up.
I threw up in the bubble bath I was bathing in, as my boyfriend looked on.
He was cute. He kept checking in on me to make sure I was still alive.
Then we fucked on my couch.
Then I woke up and threw up some more.
Then we fucked in my bed.
Then I took a hot shower and threw up the remaining contents of my stomach, which amounted to basically yellow bile.
All in all, a night of fucking and puking.
2009 ain't bad.
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