[king_buzzo]

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

Today, I woke up surrounded in a hospital. I suffered a stroke and my left side is paralyzed. My mom brought me my phone that had a voicemail from my girlfriend of a year and a half saying she wanted to break up. FML

this is hillarious