that sucks y'all. you know, yr country is very dry. you should probably stop sinning so Moses can tell Jesus that u guys are alright and maybe then yr drought would stop. otherwise you guys are, like, fucked. or just get all the drunkies you have to start drinkin near the fires, so that they can piss them out.
on a related topic: does pissing on a fire actually put it out? i've always wanted to try it, but i never go camping... some day.
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