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i dream about zombie invasions frequently. one dream in particular had me retreating into a cleared out forest that had bulldozers and cranes and all of the typical heavy construction vehicles and equipment, and the terrain was just a bunch of dirt and mud with big trenches from where vehicles had been driving through. It was pouring rain, and i had a safe distance from horde of undead, or at least assumed so. Then I see a green jeep wrangler drive by with Newman in it. I tried catching up but he kept driving. Then I see a raptor jump out of nowhere onto the jeep and started eating him. So now, I start running to a bulldozer, so that I dont get eaten by the raptor, and I see the zombie horde in the distance, closing in on my location. I get in the bulldozer and there's a shotgun with a couple of boxes of shells, a machete and a tire iron.
So the raptor hears me trying to start the bulldozer, and starts heading my way. then more of them show up, i get the thing started and start driving towards the zombies. I think you know where this is going...
Thats right. The zombies and dinosaurs started fighting. then the dinosaurs turned into zombie dinosaurs. I didnt get to finish the dream.
I mean, like I said, I dream about zombies a lot, and have gotten pretty good at surviving them, but I dont think anyone could survive zombie jurassic park.
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