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I hate people with pristine, expensively decked out kitchens who never seem to cook.
I hate it when English people say 'dude'.
I hate people with poor manners.
I hate Henry Rollins.
I hate shaving.
I hate Harry Redknapp.
I hate rappers' houses.
I hate apologists.
I hate jellied eels.
I hate Martin Amis.
I hate 'the blues'.
I hate Andy Gray.
I hate graphic design students.
I hate Thai food.
I hate Guy Richie.
I hate The Jam
I hate story-lines in porn
I hate Red Dwarf
I hate the way Axl Rose sings the word 'door' on 'Knocking on Heaven's Door'.
I hate Jack Black.
I hate Frank Lampard.
I hate tomato ketchup
I hate Marvin Gaye
I hate Jack Kerouac
I hate all cars made by Ford in the 1990s
That felt a lot better.
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