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Old 03.13.2009, 12:45 PM   #5
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I totally wouldn't mind showing a (hot) 15 year-old the ropes. In fact, her sexual relationship with me would be the healthiest sexual relationship she'll have for at least the next 5 years. She'll have a strong, healthy foundation to build off of. She'll know things about her body... AWESOME things. And her next handful of teenage boyfriends will all be singing my praises. So there is an upside to opening up your nation's youth to, well, me.

And in the cases where the teens get taken advantage of by people who are misleading about their feelings... whatever, they're young, they'll be all fixed up by the time they're in their early 20's. And they'll be better people for it. I've never met anyone that hasn't suffered through something who was worth a shit. The teenage years are meant for personal suffering. So if we want to help out during this necessary life process we can either a) sleep with them and be dicks and jump start the whole process, or b) burn them a couple of classic depresso albums ('The Downward Spiral,' the entire Stabbing Westward discography) and call it a day.

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Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
ok i get bored to but i know a hole lot of cool thing to do, like ... walking

I'm sorry, but if Belgium's teens have some serious walking to look forward to, then they absolutely need our dicks. And pussies (I didn't forget about you ladies.) Pronto. And with gusto.

SY BOARD TRIP TO BELGIUM! WHO'S WITH ME??
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