You Look Divorced
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You Converted To Judaism, So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
SETH PUTNAM INTERVIEW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRr_x36Ess