make a 9 foot pseudo-rocket out of paint cans. Make a mix tape that features at least eight songs from throwing copper. Play the tape on a battery operated boom box. Then just as Pearl Jam's Rear View Mirror ends throw a flaming match on your construction just as Shit Town starts. Then call 911 and keep repeating, 'Hustan we have a problem' - but break it up enough so that Live can be heard in the background, so when they release the 911 call it will be funny for me.
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