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lookit how i masterfully calm this horny canadian chick down and get her to do her lab report.
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You: my man parts are sticking out of my pants
You: that should settle your asl question
You: right there
Stranger: i think that's what zippers are for
You: so put your man parts back in your pants
Stranger: *sucks*
You: no
Stranger: aww
You: i did not give you permission
You: sorry
Stranger: *saliva drips onto boobs*
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'll go
You: onnto bra
You: ?
You: or drips onto bare boob?
Stranger: no bra, just took a bath
You: you don't prefer to say breasts?
You: wwith bubbles?
Stranger: nah, tits as a preference, makes me feel durrty
You: ok thats better
Stranger: *licks lips*
You: lipstick?
You: or no?
Stranger: no, i took a bath. nothing but a little undone bathrobe
Stranger: walmart $8, but still cute
You: what color?
Stranger: hair's still wet
You: long hair?
Stranger: black with pink stars
Stranger: yeah, brown hair, waist length
You: waist? dam
You: n
You: you don't have split ends, right?
Stranger: no, john frieda shampoo. keeps em away
You: is the robe thin, or thick cotton? or silky?
Stranger: and i get it trimmed every 2 months
You: ok, solid
Stranger: that fluffy stuff
Stranger: what do you call it, like what they make some plushies out of
You: hm
You: oh i think i know what you're talking about
Stranger: makes the bathrobe warm
You: so i guess yr american,
You: because of the wal*mart mention
Stranger: no, canadian, so i need a warm bathrobe ;P
You: oh ok
Stranger: we have walmart too
You: i bet its cold up there
You: east coast or west?
Stranger: depends where you go
You: i like canadian chicks
Stranger: west
Stranger: so its temperate
Stranger: yay
You: yay
You: vancouver?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: island
You: oh, an island?
You: nice
Stranger: alert bay, off the coast of vancouver
You: i am also currently on an island
Stranger: windy, but sunny
You: it was the same here today
You: very windy
Stranger: cool
Stranger: oops, i dripped on the keyboard
You: mmm, dripped
You: drool again?
You: stick a cotton ball in your mouth
Stranger: my hair kinda falls forwards when i lean over the laptop
Stranger: but, i don't have a cotton ball
You: do you blow dry it?
You: or towel dry?
Stranger: towel dry for a minute or two, but then air dry
You: cool air or warm?
You: don't use hot, that could cause split ends too
Stranger: no, i mean i just let it dry on its own, no dryer
You: oh, good
You: i used a dryer for the first time in years
You: months ago
You: never again
Stranger: i hate them
Stranger: i have to flip my head upside down to blowdry, then i get dizzy
You: lol
You: i get dizzy easy too
Stranger: gah, trying to type and finish a lab report at the same time
You: chem lab?
Stranger: no, psych
Stranger: importance of the cerebellum or something
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: makes my head hurt
You: sounds like it would
You: i never liked psych
You: i always thought it would be more interesting than it actually was
Stranger: mmm... i just wanna relax
Stranger: ah well, i guess i should focus on that then
Stranger: nice meeting you zipperless man
Stranger: i have to go now
You: ok
Stranger: bye
You: have fun
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