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Stranger: Hello
You: AHOY
Stranger: Sailor?
You: SAILIN SMOOTH MAN, FEELS GOOD
You: HOW ARE YOU
Stranger: So its hard for me to ask a location
You: I WOULD GUESS SO
Stranger: good thanks and you not sea sick or anything
You: OH MAN NO WAY, I LOVE THIS SHIT
You: ARE YOU ON DRY LAND
Stranger: lol on a cruise?
Stranger: yes
You: NAW JUST EXPLORING THE SEVEN SEAS, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO
You: AH WHAT CONTINENT ARE YOU ON
Stranger: Australia
You: OCEANIA OR SOMETHING RIGHT
Stranger: what about you asl?
Stranger: yes
You: 25 / M / I AM IN A BOAT ON THE SEA
You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASL MY FRIEND HA HA
Stranger: Which part
Stranger: 17 male Australia
You: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE INDIAN OCEAN
You: NO PIRATES THOUGH MAN DON'T WORRY HA HA
Stranger: Off the coast of Africa?
You: YES AND ALSO INDIA
Stranger: yer I rekon
You: HOW IS AUSTRALIA GOING FOR YOU THEN
Stranger: Good
Stranger: ...
You: ITS WINTER THERE RIGHT
You: CRAZY HEMISPHERE YOU GOT DOWN THERE
Stranger: Its winter for you as well
You: I AM ALWAYS MOVING THOUGH MAN
You: THE SEA KNOWS NO SEASON
Stranger: you are in thesame hemisphere as me if you are in the Indian Ocean
You: UHUH
Stranger: hmmm
You: YOU DON'T REALLY GET WINTER ON THE SEA THOUGH MAN
You: ITS JUST PRETTY WINDY
Stranger: Yes you do the sea is still part of a hemishere it gets a season
You: UM
Stranger: and the wind is temperised
You: I THINK I WOULD KNOW
You: JUST SAYIN
Stranger: True but what you say is wrong
Stranger: Na sorry I am geologist sorry get carried away
You: OH I SEE
Stranger: I think your caps lock is on
You: YOU GEOLOGISTS HA HA
You: ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHIN
You: OH YEAH IT IS
Stranger: Not like an Indianna Jones geologist
Stranger: I wish havent got any money to travel
You: OH THATS DISAPPOINTING I SUPPOSE THERE IS STILL TIME THOUGH
You: YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG MAN
Stranger: You could say that although18 in like a few days
You: AH COOL COOL
You: THE RAVAGES OF PUBERTY LEAVE NO-ONE UNSCATHED
Stranger: Looking forward to that
You: YEAH I REMEMBER MY 18TH BIRTHDAY MAN
You: HAPPY TIMES
You: I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU MAN
Stranger: Okay your wierding me out now....
You: HA HA SORRY MAN DIDN'T MEAN TO
You: JUST GET SO LONELY OUT HERE MAN
You: I FORGET WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE
Stranger: So a sea man must have some secrets if he needs to always escape something.....
Stranger: Whats yours?
Stranger: It is fine
You: I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ANYTHING MAN
You: BUT I AM SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING
Stranger: ie?
You: ITS PRETTY DEEP AND COMPLICATED MAN
Stranger: Arnt we all searching for something riches love good health?
Stranger: I can go deep
You: SCUBA STYLE DEEP
You: OH YOU KNOW JUST SEARCHING FOR MY TRUE LOVE MAN
Stranger: And I am also calculating when I want to be
You: WHAT
Stranger: I skin dive deep
Stranger: like snorkell
Stranger: What do you mean what?
You: I AM AFRAID I AM LOST IN THIS METAPHOR
You: BUT ITS OKAY MAN HA HA
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: Im confusing sometimes I know
Stranger: So true love on the ocean
You: OH MAN DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT
You: AND YEAH TRUE LOVE ON THE OCEAN
You: WELL NOT REALY
You: REALLY
Stranger: Let me guess got to find her first......
You: I OFTEN STAY ON DRY LAND FOR A FEW WEEKS
You: YEAH
You: SO I AM LOOKING EVERYWHERE
You: SHE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH MAN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES
You: SHE MIGHT EVEN BE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA CRAZY
Stranger: Quiet a journey, one most of us take however long or short....Lets just say mines almost as hard as yours....
You: I LIKE THIS METAPHOR OF THIS JOURNEY TO LOVE
Stranger: True love I mean as a journey sorry did it again
You: AND YES THEY ARE ALL HARD IN DIFFERENT WAYS
You: OH NO I UNDERSTAND YOU MAN
You: VERY BEAUTIFUL WAY OF PUTTING IT
You: YOU THERE BRO?
Stranger: Thanks my true love I know where she is but I cant get to her If you know what I mean. She is in Europe Im here in Australia only like a few thousand kilometeres between us
You: OH MAN THAT BLOWS
You: BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS YET
Stranger: I also think a plane ticket would be more convient than a ocean adventure
You: HA HA YES
You: I JUST LIKE BOATS
Stranger: I do not mind them if they are sea worthy but all the boats Ive been on for diving like are ready to sink
You: OH YEAH SOME BOATS ARE PRETTY LAME
You: THE ONE I AM CURRENTLY ON IS VERY SAFE THOUGH
You: IT IS CALLED PERSEPHONE
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: Did you name it?
You: NAH I'M ONLY WORKING COMMUNICATIONS, RADAR, SHIT LIKE THAT, PRETTY BORING BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS
You: BUT YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR THAT GIRL ASAP
Stranger: What I was thinking was.....
Stranger: Being in my 2nd last year at school I can still use the exchange program to go into Uni overseas for free
You: WOW YEAH COOL IDEA
You: WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE IN
Stranger: however its not that easy there are still cost to it and we are still so young she is in England so they do speak english but if we dont make it out it will be disaster I will be stuck in Europe broke....
You: AH DANG
Stranger: We have known each other net wise for some time 4 years now I think
You: LUCKILY THE IMMIGRATION RULES IN ENGLAND ARE REALLY LAX, SO YOU COULD GET IN THERE PRETTY EASILY THROUGH SOME VISA LOOPHOLE OR ANOTHER
You: PLACE IS FULL OF AUSTRALIANS MAN
Stranger: Internatinal phone calls are expensive we did buy webcams and go on that all the time
You: AH THATS GOOD MAN
Stranger: Yer I know thats my ticket in
You: WELL LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY
Stranger: Try getting into Japan...
You: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THE WORLD SEEMED REALLY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET ANYWHERE MAN
You: BUT ITS REALLY PRETTY SMALL
Stranger: Metaphorically it is I mean if it was small enough I would walk across the sreet to her and hold her for the first time
You: AH MAN THAT DAY WILL COME DON'T WORRY
You: WHATS YOUR GIRLS NAME MAN
Stranger: Michelle
You: AH THATS SWEET MAN
You: WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ANYWAY
You: I HAVE TO GO NOW
Stranger: Hopefully that day will come its lame and all but I can tell you its not like you will tell anyone but we have saved ourselves for each other
You: AH THATS BEAUTIFUL MAN
Stranger: Alright stay safe on the seas
You: THANKS MAN STAY SAFE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA
You: KEEP THE FAITH
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