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Old 04.22.2009, 06:50 PM   #67
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Stranger: Hello

You: AHOY

Stranger: Sailor?

You: SAILIN SMOOTH MAN, FEELS GOOD

You: HOW ARE YOU

Stranger: So its hard for me to ask a location

You: I WOULD GUESS SO

Stranger: good thanks and you not sea sick or anything

You: OH MAN NO WAY, I LOVE THIS SHIT

You: ARE YOU ON DRY LAND

Stranger: lol on a cruise?

Stranger: yes

You: NAW JUST EXPLORING THE SEVEN SEAS, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO

You: AH WHAT CONTINENT ARE YOU ON

Stranger: Australia

You: OCEANIA OR SOMETHING RIGHT

Stranger: what about you asl?

Stranger: yes

You: 25 / M / I AM IN A BOAT ON THE SEA

You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASL MY FRIEND HA HA

Stranger: Which part

Stranger: 17 male Australia

You: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE INDIAN OCEAN

You: NO PIRATES THOUGH MAN DON'T WORRY HA HA

Stranger: Off the coast of Africa?

You: YES AND ALSO INDIA

Stranger: yer I rekon

You: HOW IS AUSTRALIA GOING FOR YOU THEN

Stranger: Good

Stranger: ...

You: ITS WINTER THERE RIGHT

You: CRAZY HEMISPHERE YOU GOT DOWN THERE

Stranger: Its winter for you as well

You: I AM ALWAYS MOVING THOUGH MAN

You: THE SEA KNOWS NO SEASON

Stranger: you are in thesame hemisphere as me if you are in the Indian Ocean

You: UHUH

Stranger: hmmm

You: YOU DON'T REALLY GET WINTER ON THE SEA THOUGH MAN

You: ITS JUST PRETTY WINDY

Stranger: Yes you do the sea is still part of a hemishere it gets a season

You: UM

Stranger: and the wind is temperised

You: I THINK I WOULD KNOW

You: JUST SAYIN

Stranger: True but what you say is wrong

Stranger: Na sorry I am geologist sorry get carried away

You: OH I SEE

Stranger: I think your caps lock is on

You: YOU GEOLOGISTS HA HA

You: ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHIN

You: OH YEAH IT IS

Stranger: Not like an Indianna Jones geologist

Stranger: I wish havent got any money to travel

You: OH THATS DISAPPOINTING I SUPPOSE THERE IS STILL TIME THOUGH

You: YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG MAN

Stranger: You could say that although18 in like a few days

You: AH COOL COOL

You: THE RAVAGES OF PUBERTY LEAVE NO-ONE UNSCATHED

Stranger: Looking forward to that

You: YEAH I REMEMBER MY 18TH BIRTHDAY MAN

You: HAPPY TIMES

You: I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU MAN

Stranger: Okay your wierding me out now....

You: HA HA SORRY MAN DIDN'T MEAN TO

You: JUST GET SO LONELY OUT HERE MAN

You: I FORGET WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE

Stranger: So a sea man must have some secrets if he needs to always escape something.....

Stranger: Whats yours?

Stranger: It is fine

You: I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ANYTHING MAN

You: BUT I AM SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING

Stranger: ie?

You: ITS PRETTY DEEP AND COMPLICATED MAN

Stranger: Arnt we all searching for something riches love good health?

Stranger: I can go deep

You: SCUBA STYLE DEEP

You: OH YOU KNOW JUST SEARCHING FOR MY TRUE LOVE MAN

Stranger: And I am also calculating when I want to be

You: WHAT

Stranger: I skin dive deep

Stranger: like snorkell

Stranger: What do you mean what?

You: I AM AFRAID I AM LOST IN THIS METAPHOR

You: BUT ITS OKAY MAN HA HA

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Im confusing sometimes I know

Stranger: So true love on the ocean

You: OH MAN DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT

You: AND YEAH TRUE LOVE ON THE OCEAN

You: WELL NOT REALY

You: REALLY

Stranger: Let me guess got to find her first......

You: I OFTEN STAY ON DRY LAND FOR A FEW WEEKS

You: YEAH

You: SO I AM LOOKING EVERYWHERE

You: SHE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH MAN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

You: SHE MIGHT EVEN BE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA CRAZY

Stranger: Quiet a journey, one most of us take however long or short....Lets just say mines almost as hard as yours....

You: I LIKE THIS METAPHOR OF THIS JOURNEY TO LOVE

Stranger: True love I mean as a journey sorry did it again

You: AND YES THEY ARE ALL HARD IN DIFFERENT WAYS

You: OH NO I UNDERSTAND YOU MAN

You: VERY BEAUTIFUL WAY OF PUTTING IT

You: YOU THERE BRO?

Stranger: Thanks my true love I know where she is but I cant get to her If you know what I mean. She is in Europe Im here in Australia only like a few thousand kilometeres between us

You: OH MAN THAT BLOWS

You: BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS YET

Stranger: I also think a plane ticket would be more convient than a ocean adventure

You: HA HA YES

You: I JUST LIKE BOATS

Stranger: I do not mind them if they are sea worthy but all the boats Ive been on for diving like are ready to sink

You: OH YEAH SOME BOATS ARE PRETTY LAME

You: THE ONE I AM CURRENTLY ON IS VERY SAFE THOUGH

You: IT IS CALLED PERSEPHONE

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: Did you name it?

You: NAH I'M ONLY WORKING COMMUNICATIONS, RADAR, SHIT LIKE THAT, PRETTY BORING BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS

You: BUT YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR THAT GIRL ASAP

Stranger: What I was thinking was.....

Stranger: Being in my 2nd last year at school I can still use the exchange program to go into Uni overseas for free

You: WOW YEAH COOL IDEA

You: WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE IN

Stranger: however its not that easy there are still cost to it and we are still so young she is in England so they do speak english but if we dont make it out it will be disaster I will be stuck in Europe broke....

You: AH DANG

Stranger: We have known each other net wise for some time 4 years now I think

You: LUCKILY THE IMMIGRATION RULES IN ENGLAND ARE REALLY LAX, SO YOU COULD GET IN THERE PRETTY EASILY THROUGH SOME VISA LOOPHOLE OR ANOTHER

You: PLACE IS FULL OF AUSTRALIANS MAN

Stranger: Internatinal phone calls are expensive we did buy webcams and go on that all the time

You: AH THATS GOOD MAN

Stranger: Yer I know thats my ticket in

You: WELL LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY

Stranger: Try getting into Japan...

You: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THE WORLD SEEMED REALLY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET ANYWHERE MAN

You: BUT ITS REALLY PRETTY SMALL

Stranger: Metaphorically it is I mean if it was small enough I would walk across the sreet to her and hold her for the first time

You: AH MAN THAT DAY WILL COME DON'T WORRY

You: WHATS YOUR GIRLS NAME MAN

Stranger: Michelle

You: AH THATS SWEET MAN

You: WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ANYWAY

You: I HAVE TO GO NOW

Stranger: Hopefully that day will come its lame and all but I can tell you its not like you will tell anyone but we have saved ourselves for each other

You: AH THATS BEAUTIFUL MAN

Stranger: Alright stay safe on the seas

You: THANKS MAN STAY SAFE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA

You: KEEP THE FAITH

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