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One cannot discount the possibility of fleshy penis-barbs that lodge themselves inside the trembling walls of the back vagina.
Perhaps our lumbering friend is simply going for a lust-filled ride through arboria; a ride from which he cannot escape.
1. ^ab Slowly, F. (2009). "Everything You Wanted to Know About Dino-Fucking (but were afraid to ask)." P. 69 in Glottenfreschen, P. and Bambert, O. (eds), Tribute to the Back Vagina: A Detailed Comparison of Reptilian Sexual Positions and the Kama Sutra.
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