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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I got the joke.
But if they were kosher, it wouldn't be nearly as humorous.

kosher ham, yeah, i patented that. but there's the issue of SPLATTER, which is what really makes things "amazing". nothing amazing about a dry ham. NOTHING. i don't care if rabbis are involved.

i suspect glice might be a bit slower than he's led us to believe.