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Stranger: Hi :3
You: hi
Stranger: are you zul?
You: are you kul?
Stranger: DISAPPROVING CONDESCENSION
You: ok
You: fault
You: is mine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: its ok
You: ok
Stranger: just get in the kitchen
Stranger: and make me a sandwhich
You: make tacos instead?
Stranger: ... alright
You: good
Stranger: but they better rock my world
Stranger: or no oxygen for you
You: they will... i put rat poison in them
Stranger: oooohh my favorite
You: i expected so
Stranger: the rat poison gives them an extra kick
You: gives me a kick
You: i'm into necrophilia
Stranger: ooohh
Stranger: sexy
You: yes you will be
You: once you finish your tacos
Stranger: *eats teh tacos*
You: take you clothes off first
Stranger: *dies*
You: saves me time
Stranger: tooo late
You: ugh
Stranger: i'm a ghost nao
You: well then you can watch
Stranger: kinky
You: it is
Stranger: bow chicka bow wow?
You: but now its going to take me 10 minutes to get yr clothes off
You: and clean you up
Stranger: sorry
You: you just had to go and shit yourself when you died
You: damnit
Stranger: it was the taco's iswear
You: its partly the poison's fault
Stranger: well ya
You: but the strong ones can hold it in
Stranger: i bunched that in with the taco
Stranger: sorry
You: to be honest
You: i'm kind of really tired
You: i was hoping you wouldn't be a shitter
You: we might just have to wait til tomorrow
Stranger: well, I can't very well do it over and NOT shit myself can I
You: well i suppose not
You: its not 100% your fault
Stranger: poor planning on your part
You: and you didn't know i had a long day
You: ah, just unlucky circumstance really
Stranger: and to think
Stranger: if we got married, this could all be better
You: well if we got married now
You: ... i don't actually know where we could
Stranger: vegas baby
Stranger: just prop me us and say i do
You: is Elvis gonna realize you are morte?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: sumnglasses
You: I don't know, he seems sharp
Stranger: well..... fine
Stranger: Oh shit Its Death
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: i'm tired damnit
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