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This thread is stupid, so I think we should turn it into a thread about things old people have said to you in complete seriousness but sound retarded to you because you are young and cool and hip and you know that they are just old and used to be cool but aren't anymore.
"I ought'a box your ears!" - grandmother, to my brother, when he brought his toy gun into her house.
"No! Even criminals don't use that sort of language!" - grandmother, to me, when I got frustrated with something I was doing and said "What the hell?".
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"She hated people who thought too much.
At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate
representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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