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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated
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broccoli and stilton soup is a powerful aphrodisiac. anyway
i bet davenotdead got a shameful and completely unwarranted boner yesterday whilst sheltering from the rain under a tiny umbrella with his girlfriend. she didn't notice though, but then later on at home, davenotdead masturbated to a fantasy in which she did notice
i bet gmku is watching james bond in his undies tonight, maybe ordering pizza
i bet pbradley is smirking to himself in a self-satisfied way because he's just built a sweet aeroplane out of lego