Back when I was 5, or so, I had a dream where I was bubble bathing, in my grandmother's pink bathroom, with a female human-duck. Except her breasts were much larger, and she had a thin-waisted hourglass figure (think Jessica Rabbit).
I remember not knowing what to make of what I was doing, and what I was doing it with, but then my older cousin walked in, pointed, teased, and ran off to tell grandma what I was doing. I woke up, in a cold panic.
I felt very funny the day after.
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