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If you move to a new house, you should call Pizza Hut and order 15 pizzas for your neighbor.
When the pizzas show up and the neighbor is shocked, walk over and explain that you ordered the pizzas, write the pizza man a check, and help your neighbor carry the pizzas inside.
Sit down with their family and share one pizza, and really just get to know one another.
After dinner, spend the next half hour helping them wrap the remaining pizzas in aluminum foil and put them in the freezer to reheat later.
Then that night, when they are sleeping, throw toilet paper all over their house.
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At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate
representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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