DND LOSES HIS OMEGLINITY!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: can you get my dingaling hard?
Stranger: of coursee
You: cool
Stranger: but
Stranger: explain me
You: life through education
Stranger: whats dingaling
Stranger: first
You: penis
You: pens
Stranger: yes?
You: pez
You: yes
You: hey
Stranger: what you want me to do
You: whats your name?
Stranger: avril
You: like avril lavigne?
You: or like avril [i have a penis]
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: have u ever had sex?
You: no
You: hey
Stranger: you want?
You: have you?
Stranger: do u want?
You: sure
Stranger: how tall is yours
You: just get my dingaling hard
Stranger: I want to suck it
You: ok avril?
You: cool
Stranger: I am bitch
You: what color are you?
Stranger: you like bitches?
You: bitches are ok
Stranger: white soft
Stranger: skin
Stranger: too soft
You: do you have freckles?
Stranger: have a nice 2 giant
Stranger: breasts
Stranger: no
You: what color areolas?
Stranger: but I suck nice
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: I have a nice pussy
You: the area around the nipple
You: pink or purple or maybe brownish?
You: pussy is shaved?
Stranger: what you want
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u can
Stranger: suck it now
Stranger: play it
Stranger: wity your
Stranger: tonque
You: ok
You: can i stick my cock in it?
You: just the head
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: in-and-out
You: just the head tho
Stranger: but first
Stranger: promise me
Stranger: suck it
Stranger: I have a nice ass
Stranger: u want to do fantasy?
You: ok
You: i suck on your little pussy for a minute
You: and lick the clit
You: and hummmm
You: and make motorboat sound with my lips
You: on your clitoris
Stranger: clitoris?
Stranger: what is it
You: nice ass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: its nice
Stranger: mm baby fuck me hard
You:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
You: can i pop the pimple on you ass?
You: that gets me hot
You: where are you from?
You: so i know how you scream when my fat cock goes in your ass
Stranger: Im from
Stranger: Im from
Stranger: space
Stranger: I dont scream
Stranger: but I play nice with
Stranger: big cocks
You: can you scream a little?
You: like a little mouse scream
Stranger: if u want
Stranger: I can
Stranger: scream
You: or a little dolphin laugh
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I can do
You: wait,, you like it in the ass right?
You: or can i piss in your ass?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: fucking
Stranger: voice
Stranger: like
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH
Stranger: OOHH
Stranger: AAAH
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: both parts
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYY AA AOAOKSOKAS
Stranger: piss?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you want?
You: pee?
You: in your asshole?
You: yes i want
You: please?
Stranger: but I want to you suck it
Stranger: will you?
Stranger: after u piss
You: suck what?
You: ok pissing now
Stranger: my pussy
You: ok yes
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: nice feeling
Stranger: now
You: feel my warm pee stream?
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me MANN
You: mmmm OKAOKAOASJSA AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Stranger: hardd
Stranger: again
You: ok starting the fucking now
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: I want
You:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris
Stranger: to do it
Stranger: in
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: sofa
You: IN-OUT
Stranger: Im on
Stranger: WWAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAH
Stranger: ooohohhh
You: I WILL BEND YOU OVER THE SOFA
You: PUSH YOUR FACE INTO THE SOFA CUSHION
You: ALL I CAN SEE IS YOU R PUSSY AND ASS
You: AND NOW I POUND IT
You: hhhahahr
You: hard
You: harder
You: AAAHAHAAAAAH
Stranger: olhhh
You: OH SHIIIIT
Stranger: nice feeling
Stranger: its over now
You: I SPILLED PURPLE KOOL AID IN YOUR ASSHOLE
Stranger: everybody has spermas
You: !
Stranger: I can suck them
You: MY SPERMAS ARE PURPLE !
You: SHIIIIT
You: WE WILL HAVE PURPLE KIDS NOW
You: I DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM!
Stranger: I hate it
Stranger: anyway..
Stranger: I go baby
You: go where?
Stranger: its nice to fucked by you
Stranger: by
You: did you cum?
You: it was nice fucking you
You: and peeing in you
You: and spilling kool-aid in you
You: i liked it
Stranger: we can do it
Stranger: 10 seconds later
Stranger: again
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: FUCK me
Stranger: in your dreams
Stranger:
You: WEEEEEE
You: FUCK YOU AGAIN
Stranger: in your dreams
You: IN THA ASS IN SPACE AGAIN>
You: ?
You: WHAT
Stranger: fuck me while sleeping
You: OH NO ITS TIM BURTON!
You: RUN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.