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Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory

I checked with a friend of mine who works for the phone company, and it turns out I screwed this up, although I don't know what the hell a refrigerator has to do with it. In any case, the call is supposed to go like this:

You call someone and ask if their sofa is "on the loose," not if it's "running." And if they say yes, then you say, in your best cowboy voice, "Well I reckon you better git yer boots on, saddle up and go rope that doggie in! Yee-ha!"

Does that make more sense now?

Do you really live in New York City?